The life of the Beagle

We Beagles have a simple life. Not for us the hustle and bustle of the world. No, we live the true life....sleep, eat, sleep, eat, occasional walkies/hunting, eat, sleep. What else is there? My philosophy is to keep things simple. We dogs have the best idea. Just an occasional scrap over territory, or who is the Alpha. The rest of the time, we just.....are. My HP's (Human Parents) think I'm really cute. They love the way I turn my head to the side when they talk to me. I do it a lot to keep them happy. I also act like I enjoy running after stupid toys, like hamburger, and rooster, when I'd rather be tasting the delicious rabbit flesh I crave.